Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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