That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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