Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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