How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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