is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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