if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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