Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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