I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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