I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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