Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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