I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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