He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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