i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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