he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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