So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Congratulations! We have a period
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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