dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
