I hate all girls vehemently.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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