That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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