i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I want a musical about memes.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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