weddingsv make me drug and hornr
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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