like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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