But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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