Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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