Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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