There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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