I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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