trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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