Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My vagina is officially offended.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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