That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Congratulations! We have a period
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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