No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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