i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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