I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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