: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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