Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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