Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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