Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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