He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
then he tried to convert me to islam
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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