he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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