who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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