Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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