so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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