normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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