whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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