spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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