this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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