toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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