Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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