He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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