I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Text me some of your sweat
dude. I can hear the air.
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