do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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