S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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