I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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