she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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