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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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